your expert in stupid food


Hey! What’s up? I’m Amanda.

I edu-tain people who are over the traditional “nutrition coach” and want to transform their health in a no bullshit way.

I’m here to tell you to stop eating like a jerk.

Yep. I said it.
You’re eating like a jerk.

I’m going to cut through all of the BS out there about nutrition and healthy eating because what you’ve read out there is wrong.

I’m straightforward, blunt, and sarcastic. And I’m passionate, smart, and dedicated to teach you how to approach nutrition in a healthy way.

Trying To Make a Damn Impact.

I know how boring, stupid, and annoying health education can be, so I use humor and education to bring you the true facts about eating real foods. You deserve to know what you’re putting in your body and what you’re putting into your body is crap.

My community of fans are sick and tired of the status quo. They’re changing their eating habits for good and no longer being dumbasses. You’re going to make impactful, lasting changes in your life, as long as you’re up for the challenge.

Are you with me, or what?

I want to empower you to make the right food choices for you and your family. I want you to treat your body with the respect it deserves and start paying attention to the food that you’re putting into your body.

It’s time to stop eating like a jerk.

My goal in life is to educate millions of people, just like you, about the idiotic flaws in our food system. I want to motivate you to cut the crap once and for all and start eating real food.

For All My Stalkers, Here’s My Story

My passion for nutrition began when my daughter was born in 2008.

I grew obsessed with:
#1. Educating myself on disgusting food additives (because WOW there are some gross things out there)
#2. Understanding the dumb and twisted standard American diet
#3. Teaching how to not be a dumbass about food and nutrition

My passion for cooking turned into a mission to helping people eat better – and screw working for someone else! I went to cooking school and became a personal chef. (Booyah!)

In 2015 I got my culinary degree, and shortly after I won the lottery (yes, really). It was then that I decided to work for myself and I pursued the NAFC nutrition coaching certification, which I stupidly got from Groupon (again…yes, really).

After trying to go the traditional route, I decided fuck that, I want to connect with real people and talk about real food.

On YouTube I can connect with millions of people – while poking fun and bashing the current food industry. I can expose the truth about what’s really going into your body and what to do about it.

Love me or hate me, I’m going to shoot it to you straight. You can check out my latest videos here.

In my free time, I love to enjoy live music, hiking, and glassblowing as well as spend time with my family.